DBA EMAIL: 12/11/2008
December 11, 2008
DBA'ers,
We just want all your money this Xmas.
Well, maybe not all your money, just a large portion of it. You probably still need some of your money....but we will take the rest of it. Why? Because it is good for the economy. And just so you know, we won't keep all of it either. We will do our part. We will pay our electric bill, rent, phone bill, etc. Oh, yeah.....we will certainly pay our potters and artists. In fact, we will probably pay them first. We really like them. But, all the people we will pay, need the money too. See how all that works? Together, we can fix the economy!! Don't want to put any pressure on you.....but it starts with you spending money with us!
And to make it easier to justify this position with your spouse or accountant, please consider the following:
- You can't take it with you.
- We have unique, one of a kind gifts .
- ALL of our artists and potters are local. Not a single gift item from Mars or some other foreign country.
- We like to think we are pretty easy to deal with.
By the way, Xmas is not the same thing as Christmas. Xmas is more about money. Christmas is something much more important than money. Please never confuse the two.
The Economic Stimulus Committee of
DonByramArt

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